December 2009
203 posts
TUMBLR read again,
WHY did you decrease my tumblarity by 130 again.. is it your favourite number or what.
fmylife:
Today, I was making out with a really hot guy in a Jacuzzi. He had the biggest booger hanging out of his nostril, but I was too embarrassed to say anything to him about it. He went in for a kiss. Soon after our lips parted, he said, “Oh, you have big booger.” FML
HAHAHA!
fmylife:
Today, I went to egg my ex-boyfriend’s house, after finding out he cheated on me. I covered his house and car with eggs, toilet paper, and silly string. When i went to get back in my car, my keys were locked inside, the alarm went off, and my ex walked outside, with his new girlfriend. FML
Revenge brings you no peace.
fmylife:
Today, after buying over $300 worth of food and alcohol, I found out all my friends aren’t coming to my New Years party but headed to the BIG party at the local club. The one which I sold my ticket to after my friends convinced me to throw a party instead. FML
HAHAHA! This guy is seriously an unlucky bastard.
It makes me smile because you said it best
(via shutterflyy)
Fuck work #6
Seriously fuck it. What the fuck can you expect from me so fast? Yah i forget this forget that. You tell me im fucking arrogant. Wtf? Don’t fucking judge me when you’ve only been with me for 5 days. Yes im blur, i admit. Who isn’t, when they’re new. Seriously. Wtf? You said smth about 2 weeks training. I’ve been here, less than a week. Yaya im a fast learner, did you...
“This is the part when we say we’re in love”
– AJ Rafael
ANNOYING contact lenses
Gah. I can’t put it in. Keep poking the eyeball but the lenses just won’t stick. GAHHHHHH! :( Gotta go to work now. Gonna try again later. Bye!
fmylife:
Today, I was getting ready to go out when I noticed that after several months of annoyance, the faucet stopped dripping. I started to dance around my bathroom when all of a sudden I slipped and hit my head on the sink. The faucet is dripping again. FML
LOL! FML.
fmylife:
Today, I decided to have a midnight snack. I figured I knew my own house well enough to leave the lights off so my mom wouldn’t wake up. Chuckling at the brilliance of my plan, I walked straight into a doorframe and bust up my nose. FML
Hahaha! Aww!
YAY!
My tumblarity went back up to 230. Thanks for responding, lol. Tumblr is my sub-category of my ego. My ego is split up into certain category, tumblr is one of it. Haha. C: Anyways, i’ll talk about today. I slept at 5am, jamming and singing, thank you dearest guitar for accompanying me throughout the night, feel really nice to molest you. The shacky thing is, though.. i had an appointment at...
:P
My all time beer is qoo C: Had 6 cans today. LOL!
fmylife:
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he tried to put his hand inside my pants. I didn’t want it to be that easy so I denied, but he insisted a lot and I finally let him. He started to sing “We Are The Champions.” FML
LOL!
fmylife:
Today, I was really horny after some dirty texts from my boyfriend. Since everyone seemed to be sleeping, I closed my eyes and started to touch myself. I was really close to climaxing when I opened my eyes and made eye contact with my mother staring at me masturbating. FML
LOL. caught doing sexual stuff, HAHA.
fmylife:
Today, I got stuck in a blizzard. My mother never picked me up like she was supposed to, and wasn’t answering her phone. After walking around for a half hour, freezing, I finally found her. Where was she? Sitting in Pizza Hut, having a great time. FML
HAHAHAHA!
I hope you catch the balls haha.
catch my hints. ttyl2mr,enjoy your outing.
Work #5
BULL….. It was all right luh. Although the scolding isn’t as bad. I’ve learnt a couple of things today, getting better. Haha! I suppose.. i hope i’ll pass my barista test. That’s like my O level for starbucks. The passing mark is a hundred percent. Actually i screwed up my cappucino and white mocha. But.. arggg. Practice practice practice. Work aside. I’M...
fmylife:
Today, I was making out with this guy I had been seeing, and things start to get pretty steamy. As he paused for a second, I thought he was going to get up and find a condom, but instead he turns to me and says, “I think I’m going to go to the library.” I wasn’t invited. FML
Hahahah! C: He must be a nerd.
fmylife:
Today, I woke up from an amazing dream. I dreamt that I got a promotion at work and doubled my income, the dream was so great that I tried so hard not to wake up. When I did wake up it was 10 o’clock, two hours late for work I noticed I had a voicemail from my boss. I was fired for being late. FML
LOLOL!!
“What i see, when i think about the future, is you my dear. C:”
– Me
Work #4 :Bad impression
FML. Firstly, i was so mad at the internet source (vodafone), i slammed it and it broke. lol. Yeah, it literally detached. But i manage to fix it, thank god. Doppio, i’d really like to thank god for granting my prayer everytime, making work kinda smooth for me today, learn things fast and all. Thank you so much god <3 Ok now about work. Well, lots of mistake when i was with the manager :/...
Welcome back
imyloads.
_|_ you tumblr.
One word. Bitch.
“Fuck tumblr for screwing up my tumblarity.”
_|_ you tumblr.
Wtf, you told me “your tumblarity remained unchanged since yesterday”? FUCK U. You decreased mine by 130. Fuck your mom. You told me stupid lies. FUCK your papa save your money. _|_ this man.
guess who just made a twitter...
mizzddlovato:
mizzsawyer:
http://twitter.com/clarissasawyer
fmylife:
Today, my boyfriend told me how he used to collect little things when he was younger. He then decided to tell me about his current big toe nail collection. FML
Lol.
wtf my tumblarity decreases by 130?! FUCK U.
fmylife:
Today, I walked in on my mom and dad. It wasn’t my dad. FML
FML.
fmylife:
Today, I realized the closest person I have to a friend is the debt collector who calls me everyday. FML
LOL.
fmylife:
Today, I walked in on my mom and dad. It wasn’t my dad. FML
FML.
fmylife:
Today, I realized the closest person I have to a friend is the debt collector who calls me everyday. FML
fmylife:
Today, I was running for vice president against another student. As we were filling in the ballots, I thought it would be nice to vote for the other person instead of myself, in hopes that somehow my kindness would be rewarded and I would win. I lost by one vote. FML
HAHAHAHA! You’re seriously.. unlucky.
fmylife:
Today, I was singing while lying upside down chewing gum. My dad was trying to focus on the current football game and hushed me. I yelled, “No!” resulting in my gum becoming lodged in my windpipe. I shut up after all. FML
Holy shit! Hahahaha! Wish granted.
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– Grr
